I’m not sure where masshole comes from but it’s an internet thing I heard. Personally, I have never driven in Boston so dont know if it’s worse than NJ/NY. Would take some work, but anything is possible.
Re: Prawo Jazdy… I had not heard of him but wiki says:
"Prawo Jazdy " was a supposed Polish national who was listed by the Garda Síochána, the national police service of the Republic of Ireland, in a police criminal database as having committed more than 50 traffic violations in Ireland. A 2007 memorandum stated that an investigation revealed prawo jazdy(pronounced [ˈpra.vɔ ˈjaz.dɨ]) to be Polish for ‘driving licence’, with the error arising due to officers mistaking the phrase, printed on Polish driving licences, to be a personal name while issuing traffic tickets.
So let’s see, we have go karts, squirrel wrangling, proctology, and polish driving licenses so far. What’s next?