I hate that I can’t help but overthink these things, because I can guarantee I will spend more time with whatever it is I’m about to say than anyone did in coming up with those numbers
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To start, there is no logical pattern or curve that fits the schedule. The “standard” of 0.1 seconds per 10lbs for gas karts suggests a linear increase. I’d be OK with non-linear if it was predictable, but these are all over the place. The full schedule is:
- 140 lbs & Under: 53.6
- 140 lbs – 160 lbs: 54.1 (+0.5s)
- 160 lbs – 180 lbs: 54.3 (+0.2s)
- 180 lbs – 200 lbs: 55.0 (+0.7s)
- 200 lbs – 220 lbs: 55.4 (+0.4s)
- 220 lbs & Over: 56.2 (+0.8s)
So moving between 2nd and 3rd is +0.2s, then 0.7s, then back down to 0.4s, then back up to 0.8s? huh?
And why bother going to 220 when the labels on their app stops at 200?
And these times are for the electric karts. Electrics are less sensitive to weight than gas, so I’d expect a handicap less than what you might calculate for gas. The 120lb difference between 140 and 220 might justify a 1.2s handicap with standard gas expectations. Being that the schedule here is 2.6s difference, I just wonder if there was any reasoning at all here.
The times, you would think, are to ensure that–for safety, insurance, etc.–only competent drivers have access to the gas karts, right? Selfishly, I appreciate the sentiment, as that means there’s a subset of karts much less likely to be destroyed.
But, the weights are self-reported. What’s to stop someone from making themselves heavier just to qualify? TBD if they’ll actually go through the trouble of weighing everyone to get access to the gas karts. Weighing everyone seems like a lot of extra work for marginal benefit in identifying competency because, even though the schedule is overly handicapped, anyone running under 56.2 are probably not the class of people who you’re worried about crashing or playing bumper cars.
I do appreciate them putting extra consideration for us fatties
but adding up my best sector times puts me at 53.4xx, which qualifies me in the < 140lb category. Like, cold track, right after the opened, never having been on the track, first ever pro speed lap time was 55.3, and in that session was 54.7 which qualis me almost 100lbs lighter lol.
But if you look at the data, there are 60 people in the 200+ category so far registered at this track, and only 7 of them have times >57s lol. So like, what are you really “protecting” here by setting the limit so high?
And then I’m like, is this just a proxy for age
Like how historically, police and military had height requirements to systematically filter out women, who are naturally shorter, and not call it sex discrimination. We can say well, the fatties are likely older, wiser
, and less likely to play bumper cars than these little shts, so let’s make it harder for them
(but then why not be linear?).
Ok I’ve ranted enough about something so unimportant. I’ll crawl back into my hole now.
PS: I’ll happily sit on the throne as King of the Fatties
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